Everyone, I've missed you so damn much. I'm sure everyone's forgotten about me by now, what with the few millenniums that have gone by, but I haven't forgotten about you! If you're wondering why I've been AWOL-presumed-dead for so long, it's because.....wait for it.....I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!!!!!!! Just kidding, I'm not that special. I'm just a hobo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=og0Iit…
hehe, yeah, it's got kind of a nice ring to it right? Yup. The greatest part of the whole thing is getting to tell people I'm a hobo, and then giggling like a ninny about it for 10 minutes. Yes, the living situation has changed, but the dorky loserishness has not, you'll be glad to know. Anyway, while I'm sure most have forgotten about me because I'm not randomly handing out points anymore, I know for a fact that some haven't, namely my greatest, most amazing friend in the entire universe, known as AsSheGlows
aka Iris, aka my hero. Also, shout outs go to YesterdaysWake
. Because while I can only check my notes right now and I don't have any messages from you guys, I still hope you care!! Anyway, I'm on a friend's phone right now and I think this has already taken me almost an hour to type, (Goddamn my thorough attention to grammar and capitalization!) so I should really shut up. I can't seem to check any of my messages right now, so if you want to talk, note me -- I should be able to reply to those every few days, anyway.
Oh yeah, I also have a few forum friends who will probably continue to believe I'm dead, namely priteeboy
and relik something with numbers that I can't remember, dammit. If you guys are by chance reading this even though you don't watch me, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT, TOO!
Agh. There's another 15 minutes gone. You'd think I would've learned to shut up by now. Well, I hope this has been a large enough dosage of my lovable whimsy and rapier wit to get you all through these dark, troubled times. Until next time, au revoir. I'll catch you riding the rails sometime, or drinking under a bridge, and all that other stuff that us hobos do!